Aqua Fit

Aqua Fit sounds like it would be a pretty sweet workout. I imagined it to be a pool filled with people lifting the water weights and having noodle races. Shauna and I went to Aqua Fit together and there were four older women in the pool. We got in the pool and didn't talk to them. More older women came in the pool. They were all doing ballet jumps in formation.

Shauna had taken me to water aerobics. Aqua Fit is water aerobics. Everything started to make sense. We decided to leave.

It was worse than Bride Wars.

When I Was 13

When I was 13, I wrote in my grade school year book that my future occupation would be the driver of the Oscar Mayer wiener mobile. The Oscar Mayer company is now taking applications for that job. When I found out, I got really excited. I thought it was a chance to make my education come around full circle until I stopped and thought harder. Come around full circle? Really? That's stupid.

I don't want what I wanted when I was 13. I want what I want now.

Movies

I saw 3 movies today: The Wrestler, Revolutionary Road, and Bride Wars. While watching Bride Wars, I felt like less of a man.

Alfred

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Skrubby88 (1:38:17 PM): it's my blog
Skrubby88 (1:38:30 PM): i need stuff to write about because i'm not interesting
alfersaurus (1:38:47 PM): some ton
Skrubby88 (1:38:54 PM): yes
Skrubby88 (1:39:02 PM): it's somerton, my neighborhood, without the R
alfersaurus (1:39:26 PM): u have two followers
Skrubby88 (1:39:50 PM): Shauna and the guy I'm in a blog writing contest with
alfersaurus (1:40:03 PM): dude
alfersaurus (1:40:07 PM): this is so gay
Skrubby88 (1:40:13 PM): i know, i need to make it better
alfersaurus (1:40:24 PM): u spend ur free time reviewing a bar which no one is gonna read
alfersaurus (1:40:30 PM): and ur review isnt even good
alfersaurus (1:40:36 PM): cheap beer and they let u sing
Skrubby88 (1:40:44 PM): We all had a good time
Skrubby88 (1:41:03 PM): well, i had a good time
Skrubby88 (1:41:21 PM): what should i write about?
alfersaurus (1:41:22 PM): u write about shaving ur back
Skrubby88 (1:41:28 PM): i did
alfersaurus (1:42:16 PM): i want the last 5 minutes of my life back
Skrubby88 (1:42:26 PM): what should my next article be about?
alfersaurus (1:42:28 PM): thats was sooo bad
alfersaurus (1:42:35 PM): about how u are no lohnger going to blog
Skrubby88 (1:42:49 PM): but how else will i express my views to the world?
alfersaurus (1:42:55 PM): or at least how u are going to keep it to urself from now on
alfersaurus (1:43:00 PM): at paddy wacks
alfersaurus (1:43:04 PM): express them there

Bar Review: Hooked at Paddy Whacks

I was at Paddy Whack's last night for Jay's birthday and the song "Hook" by Blues Traveler came on. I was standing with Shauna and Kevin Rieffel and I told them, "I am going to yell the fast part at the top of my lungs." The fast part came along, and sure enough, Kevin and I yelled it at the top of our lungs. Everyone at the bar looked at us, which seems to happen to me somewhat often at bars. I'd like to start my review of Paddy Whack's with a huge kudos to the clientele: They either laughed or sang along with us. That's the kind of people I like at a bar, and so far Paddy Whacks gets a point for that.

Perhaps the second most important part of a bar beyond the people there are the money I have to spend there. Get this, on Saturday night there is no cover and $5 pitchers. In fact, there are $5 pitchers of Miller Lite all day everyday.

I guess what I'm really trying to say is that I expect I will be back to Paddy Whacks.

INFINITELY cooler - her words, not mine

This is for Keith. I found it on his comments:

"Dear Keith,
You already failed. Today is Thursday. This was Tuesday. You stink. John Wilson is waaaay cooler.
Love, Kristin
PS: I take that back. He's a werewolf. So he's INFINITELY cooler.
PPS: You're neat. "


Although, I'd like to add:PPPS, Kristin: John is not always a werewolf because Shauna is nice enough to help shave his back. That's one of the reasons he's marrying her.

Discuss Amongst Yourselves, Shauna and Keith

I wonder if people who don't know how to use computers are like people who couldn't read when people first started reading.